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Hello! My name is DIRK FIKUS. I live at the local YMCA. I wash my underwear in the bathroom sink! All the guys treat me like the brother they never had. As for an age... Well I am as old as my eyes and ears but older then my teeth and hair. I have the misfortune of attending Upper Merion Area High School. Try imagining prision with worse food. Now about this page. Anyone who is offended by views of extreme NEGATIVITY, and LIBERALISM please leave NOW! Also if you are a POLITICALLY CORRECT individual VACATE my property! Now that the the Undesirables have left we can begin. I will try my best to create the following pages, but I am a beginner, so do not expect alot right away. Now for my spankin' sights! Note: More sights will be created as I think of them. Now, please visit my SMACK page to see me criticize people I dislike. Also come and see my links O Lot! But mainly my effort will be in created a fan page for the grooviest Disco band ever...THE VILLAGE PEOPLE! That's right folks! I am a HETEROSEXUAL fan of the Village People. So put on your platforms and come on down because It's fun to stay at the YMCA! | ||
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My favourite links
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